Seven Cuts from the Offshore Abortion Clinic

by Maximum Effort

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  • limited pro dubbed deep red stereo cassettes. stereo, 22 minutes. 7 songs exclusively written/altered for this tape on Mounds Music St. Louis, MO limited to fifty (50)
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    hi bias. comes with lyric sheet. recorded in one tasty night in the remnants of a cave club turned studio. the sweat still drips down the walls. tracks dealing with human sacrifice, the importance of clean water, bio terrorism, financial prison created by owning a car, and elvis, amongst other hot topics.

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hot topics. real topics. shaky truths. questions?
get it while the goings good. being too late is a very real thing.


released March 7, 2015

recorded/mixed by Ben Hinn @ mound sound studio. St. Louis, MO
mastered for cassette at National audio in MO
all the legends are present. old souls too.



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Track Name: Mule
i woke up feeling viral. my brain was like a sick computer. i could swear i was somewhere else. i'm not feeling quite like myself. my blood is burning hot. covered in sweat and i smell like shit. i swear i don't know this city. my insides feel like they're turning into jelly. skin burns hot. boils grow then pop. the blood it slowly congeals. i think i'm infected. could this be real. now my minds a bit cloudy. but i can remember these people. they injected something inside of me. they said "we'll wreck your country". i am a viral mule stuffed with epidemic.
Track Name: Water (alternate version)
weak people raise the steeple. in times of crisis feeble minds forget the basic needs of the body. the powerful stupid. they forget. black shit plague. we need good drinking water. gimme that drinking water. get that fluoride out of my water. give it to your son. give it to your daughter. your aunt. your uncle. your parents. give it to the president. lap it up. jesus christ lives in the h bomb. jesus christ is a suicide pact. did you forget the poor and starving people. what about the fertile crescent. black shit plague. we need good and quality drinking water.
Track Name: Miracle Shit
bloated and sweaty. elvis sat on his golden toilet. he thought about all the sadness and suffering in the world. and then his bowels broke down. in that moment science had no place. because the miracle cure manifested in the dark matter. a clenched fist and a single falling tear. the end of terminal disease was at a near. elvis dies on the pot for not. because someone flushed that shit. he died and left behind a turd. it was the magical bowel movement that could've saved the world. it could've cured all the ill boys and girls. so many hits and pills and stomach acid. his twilight moments were flaccid. such a tender man with such a selfless heart. he could've wasted a minor virus with a single fart. then someone flushed that magical turd down the pisser. 'hit me one time'.